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A member of the "Fraternal Order of the Flaming Sword", Reverend Dwight D. Stoggstill is pastor of the Badwater Baptist Church and Biblical Emporium located approximately 280 ft.  below sea level in beautiful Death Valley, California.  

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The origin of this particular "Seldom Seen Smith" is explained in straight-forward, unvarnished King's English.  No attempt has been made by the author to alter, omit, or otherwise glorify the grim facts which are now an official public record. 

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To be forewarned is to be forearmed: English Majors and wouldbe Literary Critics should scroll further down at their own risk.  All others are encouraged to ignore any obvious spelling or grammatical errors and just go with the flow....   

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Inspired by actual events, this novel concept is loosely based on a high-water run down the East Fork of the Carson River in 2008 that none of the survivors, including the author, will ever forget. Bless our little pea-picking hearts.

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Hopeful males seek female to accompany them down the remote, lower canyons of the Rio Grande. Disco experience and the ability to speak the local lingo can be substituted for a Green Card. A sense of humor is also desirable. 

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This document provides written proof that DOWNRIVER EXCURSIONS existed during the Twentieth Century.  Wells Fargo Bank records  also confirm that  I was once the self-appointed CEO and ramrod of this non-profit outfit. 

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